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wall relief and sculpture of the architect of the pyramids, the mighty Imhotep

wall relief and sculpture of the architect of the pyramids, the mighty Imhotep

INside the pyramids. wall reliefs 

INside the pyramids. wall reliefs 

One of my outfits. We always dressed to match (or compliment) and the staff appreciated it. One night, someone came up to me and said “ju and jour mozzer dress zo byootifully togezzer.”

One of my outfits. We always dressed to match (or compliment) and the staff appreciated it. One night, someone came up to me and said “ju and jour mozzer dress zo byootifully togezzer.”

Me on the pyramids

Me on the pyramids

Gramma in her blood orange abbaya. The night she wore it she was very excited because the color of her abbaya was matched perfectly by both the napkins at dinner and the moon (thank you, cairo pollution)

Gramma in her blood orange abbaya. The night she wore it she was very excited because the color of her abbaya was matched perfectly by both the napkins at dinner and the moon (thank you, cairo pollution)

the great pyramid. the great fairy godmother.

the great pyramid. the great fairy godmother.

me and gramma on the pyramids. 

me and gramma on the pyramids. 

me, gramma, and the guy at the hotel who sold us our bathing suits. Hassan. He wants an iPad from the US for a good price. Anybody have any leads??

me, gramma, and the guy at the hotel who sold us our bathing suits. Hassan. He wants an iPad from the US for a good price. Anybody have any leads??

Gramma and me at the pyramids. THIS WOMAN, 80 years old, rode a camel all the way out there, then climbed her way down the meter-and-a half high shaftway to the tomb of king khufu. What a champ

Gramma and me at the pyramids. THIS WOMAN, 80 years old, rode a camel all the way out there, then climbed her way down the meter-and-a half high shaftway to the tomb of king khufu. What a champ

Me and Gramma at the Four Seasons getting drunk while waiting for the yacht to arrive. Later that night she boogey’d down with all my masri bros and bitches, dancing her ass off all night on the boat in her white abbaya. We bought tonic water from the Four Seasons to bring on the boat for her convenience, but the egyptian youth stole most of it. 

Me and Gramma at the Four Seasons getting drunk while waiting for the yacht to arrive. Later that night she boogey’d down with all my masri bros and bitches, dancing her ass off all night on the boat in her white abbaya. We bought tonic water from the Four Seasons to bring on the boat for her convenience, but the egyptian youth stole most of it.